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Tyrion Lannister: I Don't Pay You To Put Evil Notions In My Head. The Ones Already There Don't Need Company. Bronn: You Pay Me To Kill People Who Bother You. Evil Notions Come Free.

Tyrion Lannister: I don't pay you to put evil notions in my head. The ones already there don't need company. Bronn: You pay me to...
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Barristan Selmy: The Yunkish Are A Proud People. They Will Not Bend. Daenerys Targaryen: And What Happens To Things That Don't Bend?

Barristan Selmy: The Yunkish are a proud people. They will not bend. Daenerys Targaryen: And what happens to things that don't bend?
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Women In Our Position Must Make The Best Of Our Circumstances.

Women in our position must make the best of our circumstances.
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You're Mine As I'm Yours. And If We Die, We Die. But First We'll Live.

You're mine as I'm yours. And if we die, we die. But first we'll live.
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A Man Who Fights For Gold Can't Afford To Lose To A Girl.

A man who fights for gold can't afford to lose to a girl.
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Drinking And Lust, No Man Can Match Me In These Things. I Am The God Of Tits And Wine.

Drinking and lust, no man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine.
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If You Ever Call Me Sister Again, I'll Have You Strangled In Your Sleep.

If you ever call me sister again, I'll have you strangled in your sleep.
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I Think Mothers And Fathers Made Up The Gods Because They Wanted Their Children To Sleep Through The Night.

I think mothers and fathers made up the gods because they wanted their children to sleep through the night.
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Tyrion Lannister: I Won't Share Your Bed. Not Until You Want Me To. Sansa Stark: What If I Never Want You To? Tyrion Lannister: And So My Watch Begins.

Tyrion Lannister: I won't share your bed. Not until you want me to. Sansa Stark: What if I never want you to? Tyrion Lannister: And s...
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Daenerys Targaryen: You're A Strange Man. Daario Naharis: I'm The Simplest Man You'll Ever Meet. I Only Do What I Want To Do.

Daenerys Targaryen: You're a strange man. Daario Naharis: I'm the simplest man you'll ever meet. I only do what I want to do.
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Melisandre: Have You Ever Slaughtered A Lamb, My King? Stannis Baratheon: No. Melisandre: If The Lamb Sees The Knife, She Panics. Her Panic Seeps Into Her Meat, Darkens It, Fouls The Flavor.

Melisandre: Have you ever slaughtered a lamb, my king? Stannis Baratheon: No. Melisandre: If the lamb sees the knife, she panics. Her pan...
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No! You Cannot Touch Me. I Am The Dragon. I Am The Dragon! I Want My Crown!

No! You cannot touch me. I am the dragon. I am the dragon! I want my crown!
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A Sword Needs A Sheath. And A Wedding Needs A Bedding.

A sword needs a sheath. And a wedding needs a bedding.
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Brynden Tully: Didn't You Marry One Of These Frey Girls? Roose Bolton: Aye. Lord Walder Let Me Choose Any Of His Granddaughters And Promised Me The Girl's Weight In Silver As A Dowry. So I Have A Fat Young Bride. Catelyn Stark: I Hope She Makes You Very Happy. Roose Bolton: Well, She's Made Me Very Rich.

Brynden Tully: Didn't you marry one of these Frey girls? Roose Bolton: Aye. Lord Walder let me choose any of his granddaughters and p...
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Someday I'm Gonna Put A Sword Through Your Eye And Out The Back Of Your Skull.

Someday I'm gonna put a sword through your eye and out the back of your skull.
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The Gods Love To Reward A Fool. Uncle. What? He's My Nephew. I Love Him. And He's A Damned Fool.

The gods love to reward a fool. Uncle. What? He's my nephew. I love him. And he's a damned fool.
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Your King Says He Betrayed Me For Love. I Say He Betrayed Me For Firm Tits And A Tight Fit. And I Can Respect That.

Your king says he betrayed me for love. I say he betrayed me for firm tits and a tight fit. And I can respect that.
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Tyrion Lannister: How Long Does It Go On? Cersei Lannister: Until We've Dealt With All Our Enemies. Tyrion Lannister: Every Time We Deal With An Enemy, We Create Two More. Cersei Lannister: Then I Suppose It Will Go On For Quite A Long Time.

Tyrion Lannister: How long does it go on? Cersei Lannister: Until we've dealt with all our enemies. Tyrion Lannister: Every time we d...
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Joffrey Baratheon: I Am The King! I Will Punish You. Tywin Lannister: Any Man Who Must Say, I Am The King Is No True King.

Joffrey Baratheon: I am the king! I will punish you. Tywin Lannister: Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king.
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I'm Going To Pick The Fastest Ship In Our Fleet. I'm Going To Choose The 50 Best Killers On The Iron Islands. I'm Going To Sail Up The Narrow Sea All The Way To The Weeping Water. I'm Going To March On The Dreadfort. I'm Going To Find My Little Brother And I'm Going To Bring Him Home.

I'm going to pick the fastest ship in our fleet. I'm going to choose the 50 best killers on the Iron Islands. I'm going to sa...
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It's Not Easy Being Drunk All The Time. Everyone Would Do It If It Were Easy.

It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.
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My Mother Taught Me Not To Throw Stones At Cripples. But My Father Taught Me To Aim For Their Head.

My mother taught me not to throw stones at cripples. But my father taught me to aim for their head.
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Gendry: So How'd You Become A Lord? Davos Seaworth: Oh, That's A Long Story. Gendry: Better Not, Then. I'm A Bit Busy.

Gendry: So how'd you become a lord? Davos Seaworth: Oh, that's a long story. Gendry: Better not, then. I'm a bit busy.
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Tyrion Lannister: When Have You Ever Done Something That Wasn't In Your Interest But Solely For The Benefit Of The Family?

Tyrion Lannister: When have you ever done something that wasn't in your interest but solely for the benefit of the family? Tywin Lann...
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Davos Seaworth: You Ever Been In A Boat Before? Gendry: No. Davos Seaworth: You Know How To Swim? Gendry: No. Davos Seaworth: Don't Fall Out.

Davos Seaworth: You ever been in a boat before? Gendry: No. Davos Seaworth: You know how to swim? Gendry: No. Davos Seaworth: Don't f...
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Bronn: How Many Dornishmen Does It Take To F*Ck A Goat?

Bronn: How many Dornishmen does it take to f*ck a goat?
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Tywin Lannister: You'll Never Be As Good. Jaime Lannister: No. But As Long As I'm Better Than Everyone Else, I Suppose It Doesn't Matter.

Tywin Lannister: You'll never be as good. Jaime Lannister: No. But as long as I'm better than everyone else, I suppose it doesn&#...
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Tell Your Father I'm Here. And Tell Him The Lannisters Aren't The Only Ones Who Pay Their Debts.

Tell your father I'm here. And tell him the Lannisters aren't the only ones who pay their debts.
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Sandor Clegane: I'm Not A Thief. Arya Stark: You're Fine With Murdering Little Boys, But Thieving Is Beneath You? Sandor Clegane: A Man's Got To Have A Code.

Sandor Clegane: I'm not a thief. Arya Stark: You're fine with murdering little boys, but thieving is beneath you? Sandor Clegane:...
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They're Dragons, Khaleesi. They Can Never Be Tamed. Not Even By Their Mother.

They're dragons, Khaleesi. They can never be tamed. Not even by their mother.
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What Harm Could Lyanna Stark's Ghost Do To Either Of Us That We Haven't Done To Each Other A Hundred Times Over?

What harm could Lyanna Stark's ghost do to either of us that we haven't done to each other a hundred times over?
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Jaime Lannister: I Suppose You Want The Sword Back. Tywin Lannister: Keep It. A One-Handed Man With No Family Needs All The Help He Can Get.

Jaime Lannister: I suppose you want the sword back. Tywin Lannister: Keep it. A one-handed man with no family needs all the help he can get.
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Jon Snow: Have You Ever Been Beyond The Wall, Ser? Janos Slynt: I Commanded The City Watch Of King's Landing, Boy. Jon Snow: And Now You're Here. You Must Not Have Been Very Good At Your Job.

Jon Snow: Have you ever been beyond the Wall, ser? Janos Slynt: I commanded the City Watch of King's Landing, boy. Jon Snow: And now ...
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Qyburn: A Work Of Art, Really. The Craftsmanship Is Excellent. Jaime Lannister: You Like It So Much, You're Welcome To Chop Off Your Own Hand And Take It.

Qyburn: A work of art, really. The craftsmanship is excellent. Jaime Lannister: You like it so much, you're welcome to chop off your ...
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Arya Stark: My Sword Needle. Sandor Clegane: Needle? Of Course You Named Your Sword. Arya Stark: Lots Of People Name Their Swords. Sandor Clegane: Lots Of C*Nts.

Arya Stark: My sword Needle. Sandor Clegane: Needle? Of course you named your sword. Arya Stark: Lots of people name their swords. Sandor...
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I Didn't Know Your Brother. He Seemed Like A Good Man, But I Didn't Know Him. Your Mother, On The Other Hand, I Admired Her. She Wanted To Have Me Executed, But I Admired Her.

I didn't know your brother. He seemed like a good man, but I didn't know him. Your mother, on the other hand, I admired her. She ...
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Jaime Lannister: I Don't Want Casterly Rock. I Don't Want A Wife. I Don't Want Children. Tywin Lannister: What Do You Want? Jaime Lannister: Supper Would Be Nice.

Jaime Lannister: I don't want Casterly Rock. I don't want a wife. I don't want children. Tywin Lannister: What do you want? J...
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Tyrion Lannister: Can You Read The Sigils? Bronn: Yellow Balls?

Tyrion Lannister: Can you read the sigils? Bronn: Yellow balls?
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Brienne Of Tarth: My Lady, I Know This Is A Very Busy Time For You, But If I Could Just Have A Moment. Olenna Tyrell: You Dare Not Refuse.

Brienne of Tarth: My lady, I know this is a very busy time for you, but if I could just have a moment. Olenna Tyrell: You dare not refuse.
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Polliver: These Are The King's Colors. No One's Standing In His Way Now. Which Means No One's Standing In Ours. Sandor Clegane: F*Ck The King.

Polliver: These are the king's colors. No one's standing in his way now. Which means no one's standing in ours. Sandor Clegan...
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Arya Stark: He Killed Lommy. Sandor Clegane: What The F*Ck's A Lommy?

Arya Stark: He killed Lommy. Sandor Clegane: What the f*ck's a Lommy?
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I Tried Telling Your Brother, He's Marching The Wrong Way. All These Swords, They Should Be Going North, Boy. North, Not South! The Cold Winds Are Rising.

I tried telling your brother, he's marching the wrong way. All these swords, they should be going north, boy. North, not south! The c...
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Maester Aemon: He Told The Truth. Alliser Thorne: And You Always Know When A Man's Telling A Lie? How Did You Acquire This Magical Power? Maester Aemon: I Grew Up In King's Landing.

Maester Aemon: He told the truth. Alliser Thorne: And you always know when a man's telling a lie? How did you acquire this magical po...
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Arya Stark: Something Wrong With Your Leg, Boy? Polliver: What? What Do You Mean? Arya Stark: Can You Walk? I've Got To Carry You? Polliver: Carry Me? Arya Stark: Fine Little Blade. Maybe I'll Pick My Teeth With It.

Arya Stark: Something wrong with your leg, boy? Polliver: What? What do you mean? Arya Stark: Can you walk? I've got to carry you? Po...
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Janos Slynt: The Law Is The Law. The Boy Must Die. Maester Aemon: If We Beheaded Every Ranger Who Lay With A Girl, The Wall Would Be Manned By Headless Men.

Janos Slynt: The law is the law. The boy must die. Maester Aemon: If we beheaded every ranger who lay with a girl, the Wall would be mann...
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Tywin Lannister: The War Is Over. The King Is Safe. Jaime Lannister: The King Is Never Safe.

  Tywin Lannister: The war is over. The king is safe. Jaime Lannister: The king is never safe.
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Arya Stark: When Am I Going To Get A Horse Of My Own? Sandor Clegane: The Little Lady Wants A Pony. Arya Stark: The Little Lady Wants Away From Your Stench.

Arya Stark: When am I going to get a horse of my own? Sandor Clegane: The little lady wants a pony. Arya Stark: The little lady wants awa...
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Polliver: You Don't Seem To Understand The Situation. Sandor Clegane: I Understand That If Any More Words Come Pouring Out Of Your Cunt Mouth, I'm Gonna Have To Eat Every Fucking Chicken In This Room.

Polliver: You don't seem to understand the situation. Sandor Clegane: I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cu...
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Jaime Lannister: I'm Not Hungry. Tyrion Lannister: You Lost A Hand, Not A Stomach.

Jaime Lannister: I'm not hungry. Tyrion Lannister: You lost a hand, not a stomach.
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Sansa Stark: We Have A New Queen. Tyrion Lannister: Better Her Than You.

Sansa Stark: We have a new queen. Tyrion Lannister: Better her than you.
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Shireen Baratheon: There Are No Seven Heavens And No Seven Hells? Melisandre: There's Only One Hell, Princess. The One We Live In Now.

Shireen Baratheon: There are no seven heavens and no seven hells? Melisandre: There's only one hell, Princess. The one we live in now.
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Jaime Lannister: If I Still Had My Right Hand... Bronn: Plan On Growing It Back?

Jaime Lannister: If I still had my right hand... Bronn: Plan on growing it back?
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It Wasn't The Wine That Killed Robert, Nor The Boar. The Wine Slowed Him Down And The Boar Ripped Him Open, But It Was Your Mercy That Killed The King.

It wasn't the wine that killed Robert, nor the boar. The wine slowed him down and the boar ripped him open, but it was your mercy tha...
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A Toast. To The Proud Lannister Children. The Dwarf, The Cripple, And The Mother Of Madness.

A toast. To the proud Lannister children. The dwarf, the cripple, and the mother of madness.
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She's Gone. I Know You Don't Want To Believe It, But She Is. Now, Go Drink Till It Feels Like You Did The Right Thing.

She's gone. I know you don't want to believe it, but she is. Now, go drink till it feels like you did the right thing.
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It Would Be A Tragedy For The King To Lose His Virtue Hours Before His Wedding Night.

It would be a tragedy for the king to lose his virtue hours before his wedding night.
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Lady Olenna And Mysterious Necklace.

Dontos Hollard gives Sansa the necklace from his mother, with seven crystals. During conversations with Sansa on wedding, Lady Olenna t...
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Brienne Of Tarth: Look Me In The Eye And Tell Me That You Think She'll Be Safe In King's Landing. Jaime Lannister: Are You Sure We're Not Related? Ever Since I've Returned, Every Lannister I've Seen Has Been A Miserable Pain In My Ass. Maybe You're A Lannister, Too. You've Got The Hair For It If Not The Looks.

Brienne of Tarth: Look me in the eye and tell me that you think she'll be safe in King's Landing. Jaime Lannister: Are you sure w...
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Tyrion Lannister: Forgive Me If I Don't Weep For You. Lord Varys: No One Weeps For Spiders Or Whores.

Tyrion Lannister: Forgive me if I don't weep for you. Lord Varys: No one weeps for spiders or whores.
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People Everywhere Have Their Differences. In Some Places The Highborn Frown Upon Those Of Low Birth. In Other Places The Rape And Murder Of Women And Children Is Considered Distasteful. What A Fortunate Thing For You, Former Queen Regent, That Your Daughter Myrcella Has Been Sent To Live In The Latter Sort Of Place.

People everywhere have their differences. In some places the highborn frown upon those of low birth. In other places the rape and murder ...
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War Is War, But Killing A Man At A Wedding, Horrid. What Sort Of Monster Would Do Such A Thing? As If Men Need More Reasons To Fear Marriage.

War is war, but killing a man at a wedding, horrid. What sort of monster would do such a thing? As if men need more reasons to fear marri...
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If Someone Follows Me Without An Invitation, I'm The Last Person They Ever Follow.

If someone follows me without an invitation, I'm the last person they ever follow.
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Tell Lord Tywin Winter Is Coming For Him. Twenty Thousand Northerners Marching South To Find Out If He Really Does S*** Gold.

Tell Lord Tywin winter is coming for him. Twenty thousand northerners marching south to find out if he really does s*** gold.
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Eddard Stark: Tell Me Something, Varys. Who Do You Truly Serve? Lord Varys: The Realm, My Lord. Someone Must.

Eddard Stark: Tell me something, Varys. Who do you truly serve? Lord Varys: The realm, my lord. Someone must.
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