A Sword Needs A Sheath. And A Wedding Needs A Bedding.

A sword needs a sheath. And a wedding needs a bedding.

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Your King Says He Betrayed Me For Love. I Say He Betrayed Me For Firm Tits And A Tight Fit. And I Can Respect That.

Your king says he betrayed me for love. I say he betrayed me for firm tits and a tight fit. And I can respect that.

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They're Laughing At Us. All Across The Riverlands Right Down To King's Landing, They're Laughing At Us. I Hear It In My Sleep! I'm Not Dead Yet, Unfortunately For You. And I'll Not Leave This World Until They All Choke On That Laughter.

They're laughing at us. All across the Riverlands right down to King's Landing, they're laughing at us. I hear it in my slee...

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Walder Frey: This Came Together Rather Well. Your Father Would Be Pleased. Jaime Lannister: I'm Sure He Would Be. Walder Frey: Edmure Is Back In A Cell. Can't Go Killing My Son By Law. It Wouldn't Be Right. Give The Family A Bad Name.

Walder Frey: This came together rather well. Your father would be pleased. Jaime Lannister: I'm sure he would be. Walder Frey: E...

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The Purpose Of Fighting Is Defeating Your Enemies, Isn't It? I've Defeated Mine. Riverrun Belonged To House Tully For A Thousand Years. Now It's Mine. What Do You Call That? Victory.

The purpose of fighting is defeating your enemies, isn't it? I've defeated mine. Riverrun belonged to House Tully for a thousand ...

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Walder Frey: Here We Are Now, Two Kingslayers. We Know What It's Like To Have Them Grovel To Our Faces And Snigger Behind Our Backs. We Don't Mind, Do We? Fear Is A Marvelous Thing. Jaime Lannister: They Don't Fear The Freys, Though. They Fear The Lannisters. We Gave You The Riverlands To Hold The Riverlands. If We Have To Ride North And Take Them Back For You Every Time You Lose Them, Why Do We Need You?

Walder Frey: Here we are now, two kingslayers. We know what it's like to have them grovel to our faces and snigger behind our backs....

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