Bronn: And Once We've Got The Princess, Then What? Jaime Lannister: I Like To Improvise. Bronn: That Explains The Golden Hand.

Bronn: And once we've got the princess, then what? Jaime Lannister: I like to improvise. Bronn: That explains the golden hand.

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Myrcella Baratheon: You Looked Different When I Left. You Had More Hair. Jaime Lannister: And More Hands.

Myrcella Baratheon: You looked different when I left. You had more hair. Jaime Lannister: And more hands.

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We Don't Choose Whom We Love.

We don't choose whom we love.

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Robert Baratheon: What Did The Mad King Say When You Stabbed Him In The Back? I Never Asked. Did He Call You A Traitor? Did He Plead For A Reprieve? Jaime Lannister: He Said The Same Thing He'd Been Saying For Hours... Burn Them All.

Robert Baratheon: What did the Mad King say when you stabbed him in the back? I never asked. Did he call you a traitor? Did he plead for ...

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Cersei Lannister: You Should Be The Hand Of The King. Jaime Lannister: That's An Gaji I Can Do Without. Their Days Are Too Long, Their Lives Are Too Short.

Cersei Lannister: You should be the Hand of the King. Jaime Lannister: That's an gaji I can do without. Their days are too long, thei...

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Tell Me, If I'd Stabbed The Mad King In The Belly Instead Of The Back, Would You Admire Me More?

Tell me, if I'd stabbed the Mad King in the belly instead of the back, would you admire me more?

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The Boy Won't Talk. And If He Does, I'll Kill Him. Him, Ned Stark, The King, The Whole Bloody Lot Of Them, Until You And I Are The Only People Left In This World.

The boy won't talk. And if he does, I'll kill him. Him, Ned Stark, the King, the whole bloody lot of them, until you and I are th...

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Eddard Stark: Very Handsome Armor. Not A Scratch On It. Jaime Lannister: I Know. People Have Been Swinging At Me For Years, But They Always Seem To Miss. Eddard Stark: You've Chosen Your Opponents Wisely Then. Jaime Lannister: I Have A Knack For It.

Eddard Stark: Very handsome armor. Not a scratch on it. Jaime Lannister: I know. People have been swinging at me for years, but they alwa...

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Has Anyone Ever Told You You're As Boring As You Are Ugly?

Has anyone ever told you you're as boring as you are ugly?

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You're Much Uglier In Daylight.

You're much uglier in daylight.

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The Things I Do For Love.

The things I do for love.

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It's All True About Renly. His Proclivities Were The Worst Kept Secret At Court. It's A Shame The Throne Isn't Made Out Of Cocks. They'd Have Never Got Him Off It.

It's all true about Renly. His proclivities were the worst kept secret at court. It's a shame the throne isn't made out of c*...

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Jaime Lannister: Let Us Go And My Father Will Pay You Whatever You Want. Locke: Enough To Buy Me A New Head?

Jaime Lannister: Let us go and my father will pay you whatever you want. Locke: Enough to buy me a new head?

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By What Right Does The Wolf Judge The Lion?

By what right does the wolf judge the lion?

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Brienne Of Tarth: Help! Help! The Kingslayer! Jaime Lannister: Jaime. My Name Is Jaime.

Brienne of Tarth: Help! Help! The Kingslayer! Jaime Lannister: Jaime. My name is Jaime.

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Qyburn: There Will Be Pain. Jaime Lannister: I'll Scream. Qyburn: Quite A Bit Of Pain. Jaime Lannister: I'll Scream Loudly.

Qyburn: There will be pain. Jaime Lannister: I'll scream. Qyburn: Quite a bit of pain. Jaime Lannister: I'll scream loudly.

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Qyburn: How Many Men Have You Killed, My Lord? Jaime Lannister: I Don't Know. Qyburn: 50? 100? Countless. Jaime Lannister: Countless Has A Nice Ring To It.

Qyburn: How many men have you killed, my lord? Jaime Lannister: I don't know. Qyburn: 50? 100? Countless. Jaime Lannister: Countless ...

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Tywin Lannister: You'll Never Be As Good. Jaime Lannister: No. But As Long As I'm Better Than Everyone Else, I Suppose It Doesn't Matter.

Tywin Lannister: You'll never be as good. Jaime Lannister: No. But as long as I'm better than everyone else, I suppose it doesn...

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Jaime Lannister: I Suppose You Want The Sword Back. Tywin Lannister: Keep It. A One-Handed Man With No Family Needs All The Help He Can Get.

Jaime Lannister: I suppose you want the sword back. Tywin Lannister: Keep it. A one-handed man with no family needs all the help he can g...

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Qyburn: A Work Of Art, Really. The Craftsmanship Is Excellent. Jaime Lannister: You Like It So Much, You're Welcome To Chop Off Your Own Hand And Take It.

Qyburn: A work of art, really. The craftsmanship is excellent. Jaime Lannister: You like it so much, you're welcome to chop off your ...

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