Bronn: How Many Dornishmen Does It Take To F*Ck A Goat?

Bronn: How many Dornishmen does it take to f*ck a goat?

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Tywin Lannister: You'll Never Be As Good. Jaime Lannister: No. But As Long As I'm Better Than Everyone Else, I Suppose It Doesn't Matter.

Tywin Lannister: You'll never be as good. Jaime Lannister: No. But as long as I'm better than everyone else, I suppose it doesn...

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Tell Your Father I'm Here. And Tell Him The Lannisters Aren't The Only Ones Who Pay Their Debts.

Tell your father I'm here. And tell him the Lannisters aren't the only ones who pay their debts.

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Sandor Clegane: I'm Not A Thief. Arya Stark: You're Fine With Murdering Little Boys, But Thieving Is Beneath You? Sandor Clegane: A Man's Got To Have A Code.

Sandor Clegane: I'm not a thief. Arya Stark: You're fine with murdering little boys, but thieving is beneath you? Sandor Clegane:...

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They're Dragons, Khaleesi. They Can Never Be Tamed. Not Even By Their Mother.

They're dragons, Khaleesi. They can never be tamed. Not even by their mother.

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Jaime Lannister: I Suppose You Want The Sword Back. Tywin Lannister: Keep It. A One-Handed Man With No Family Needs All The Help He Can Get.

Jaime Lannister: I suppose you want the sword back. Tywin Lannister: Keep it. A one-handed man with no family needs all the help he can g...

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Jon Snow: Have You Ever Been Beyond The Wall, Ser? Janos Slynt: I Commanded The City Watch Of King's Landing, Boy. Jon Snow: And Now You're Here. You Must Not Have Been Very Good At Your Job.

Jon Snow: Have you ever been beyond the Wall, ser? Janos Slynt: I commanded the City Watch of King's Landing, boy. Jon Snow: And now ...

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Qyburn: A Work Of Art, Really. The Craftsmanship Is Excellent. Jaime Lannister: You Like It So Much, You're Welcome To Chop Off Your Own Hand And Take It.

Qyburn: A work of art, really. The craftsmanship is excellent. Jaime Lannister: You like it so much, you're welcome to chop off your ...

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Arya Stark: My Sword Needle. Sandor Clegane: Needle? Of Course You Named Your Sword. Arya Stark: Lots Of People Name Their Swords. Sandor Clegane: Lots Of C*Nts.

Arya Stark: My sword Needle. Sandor Clegane: Needle? Of course you named your sword. Arya Stark: Lots of people name their swords. Sandor...

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I Didn't Know Your Brother. He Seemed Like A Good Man, But I Didn't Know Him. Your Mother, On The Other Hand, I Admired Her. She Wanted To Have Me Executed, But I Admired Her.

I didn't know your brother. He seemed like a good man, but I didn't know him. Your mother, on the other hand, I admired her. She ...

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Longsword Is A Bad Option In Close Quarters.

Longsword is a bad option in close quarters.

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Jaime Lannister: I Don't Want Casterly Rock. I Don't Want A Wife. I Don't Want Children. Tywin Lannister: What Do You Want? Jaime Lannister: Supper Would Be Nice.

Jaime Lannister: I don't want Casterly Rock. I don't want a wife. I don't want children. Tywin Lannister: What do you want? J...

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Tyrion Lannister: Can You Read The Sigils? Bronn: Yellow Balls?

Tyrion Lannister: Can you read the sigils? Bronn: Yellow balls?

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Brienne Of Tarth: My Lady, I Know This Is A Very Busy Time For You, But If I Could Just Have A Moment. Olenna Tyrell: You Dare Not Refuse.

Brienne of Tarth: My lady, I know this is a very busy time for you, but if I could just have a moment. Olenna Tyrell: You dare not refuse...

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Polliver: These Are The King's Colors. No One's Standing In His Way Now. Which Means No One's Standing In Ours. Sandor Clegane: F*Ck The King.

Polliver: These are the king's colors. No one's standing in his way now. Which means no one's standing in ours. Sandor Clegan...

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Do You Intend To Execute Me Or Am I Free To Go?

Do you intend to execute me or am I free to go?

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Arya Stark: He Killed Lommy. Sandor Clegane: What The F*Ck's A Lommy?

Arya Stark: He killed Lommy. Sandor Clegane: What the f*ck's a Lommy?

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Maester Aemon: He Told The Truth. Alliser Thorne: And You Always Know When A Man's Telling A Lie? How Did You Acquire This Magical Power? Maester Aemon: I Grew Up In King's Landing.

Maester Aemon: He told the truth. Alliser Thorne: And you always know when a man's telling a lie? How did you acquire this magical po...

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Arya Stark: Something Wrong With Your Leg, Boy? Polliver: What? What Do You Mean? Arya Stark: Can You Walk? I've Got To Carry You? Polliver: Carry Me? Arya Stark: Fine Little Blade. Maybe I'll Pick My Teeth With It.

Arya Stark: Something wrong with your leg, boy? Polliver: What? What do you mean? Arya Stark: Can you walk? I've got to carry you? Po...

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Janos Slynt: The Law Is The Law. The Boy Must Die. Maester Aemon: If We Beheaded Every Ranger Who Lay With A Girl, The Wall Would Be Manned By Headless Men.

Janos Slynt: The law is the law. The boy must die. Maester Aemon: If we beheaded every ranger who lay with a girl, the Wall would be mann...

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