Bronn: How Many Dornishmen Does It Take To F*Ck A Goat?

Bronn: How many Dornishmen does it take to f*ck a goat?

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Tywin Lannister: You'll Never Be As Good. Jaime Lannister: No. But As Long As I'm Better Than Everyone Else, I Suppose It Doesn't Matter.

Tywin Lannister: You'll never be as good. Jaime Lannister: No. But as long as I'm better than everyone else, I suppose it doesn...

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Tell Your Father I'm Here. And Tell Him The Lannisters Aren't The Only Ones Who Pay Their Debts.

Tell your father I'm here. And tell him the Lannisters aren't the only ones who pay their debts.

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Sandor Clegane: I'm Not A Thief. Arya Stark: You're Fine With Murdering Little Boys, But Thieving Is Beneath You? Sandor Clegane: A Man's Got To Have A Code.

Sandor Clegane: I'm not a thief. Arya Stark: You're fine with murdering little boys, but thieving is beneath you? Sandor Clegane:...

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They're Dragons, Khaleesi. They Can Never Be Tamed. Not Even By Their Mother.

They're dragons, Khaleesi. They can never be tamed. Not even by their mother.

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Jaime Lannister: I Suppose You Want The Sword Back. Tywin Lannister: Keep It. A One-Handed Man With No Family Needs All The Help He Can Get.

Jaime Lannister: I suppose you want the sword back. Tywin Lannister: Keep it. A one-handed man with no family needs all the help he can g...

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Jon Snow: Have You Ever Been Beyond The Wall, Ser? Janos Slynt: I Commanded The City Watch Of King's Landing, Boy. Jon Snow: And Now You're Here. You Must Not Have Been Very Good At Your Job.

Jon Snow: Have you ever been beyond the Wall, ser? Janos Slynt: I commanded the City Watch of King's Landing, boy. Jon Snow: And now ...

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Qyburn: A Work Of Art, Really. The Craftsmanship Is Excellent. Jaime Lannister: You Like It So Much, You're Welcome To Chop Off Your Own Hand And Take It.

Qyburn: A work of art, really. The craftsmanship is excellent. Jaime Lannister: You like it so much, you're welcome to chop off your ...

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